Dear Santa, I Can Explain Tee

Let’s be honest. It’s been a year. There was the thing at Thanksgiving, the group chat incident, and nobody knows what happened to the last of the cookies. Santa’s already pointing, so you might as well start explaining.

Vintage-style Santa with a knowing wink, and the four words we’ve all been rehearsing since about June. Wear it to the family party, the white elephant swap, or matching with the friend who definitely has more explaining to do than you.

Pick your shirt

• Basic Tee: 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend), 4.5 oz lightweight jersey, unisex classic fit, tear-away label. Soft, lightweight, your everyday go-to.
• Comfort Colors Tee (1717): 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz heavyweight, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel (colors vary slightly shirt to shirt), relaxed unisex fit. Thick, cozy and broken-in from day one.
• Mineral Wash: 100% ring-spun combed cotton, 4.3 oz, mineral-washed and pre-shrunk so every shirt is a little different, unisex fit. Vintage vibes, no thrift-store digging required.
• Black Leopard: 60% cotton / 40% polyester lightweight fine jersey, all-over leopard print, unisex fit. Because Christmas deserves a little drama.
• Natural Camo: 100% combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight fine jersey, all-over camo print, unisex fit.

Want it cozier? Shop the Dear Santa, I Can Explain Crewneck Sweatshirt.

Made in our studio in Minnesota, one shirt at a time.

The fine print (but make it cute)

• Unisex fit. Check the size guide first, since we make each one just for you and can't swap sizes.
• Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low. Don't iron the design. It's done enough work.
• Ships in 3–5 business days. Order by Dec 10 (Standard) or Dec 14 (Priority) to get it under the tree.
• Grab a second shirt and shipping's free. Matching with your bestie is basically mandatory.