Ask Your Mom If I'm Real Crewneck Sweatshirt

Santa is officially done fielding the question. Every December somebody asks, and every December he gets dragged into it. So he made a sweatshirt. Vintage-style Santa, rosy cheeks, finger pointed right at you, and one simple instruction: go ask your mom.

The grown-ups will get it. The kids will just think Santa’s pointing at them. Perfect for the family party, the white elephant swap, the office potluck, or any dad who thinks he’s hilarious (he is).

The sweatshirt

50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8 oz midweight fleece, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband, unisex classic fit. For when it's 9 degrees out and you still want to be festive.

Want it on a tee instead? Shop the Ask Your Mom If I'm Real Tee.

Made in our studio in Minnesota, one sweatshirt at a time.

The fine print (but make it cute)

• Unisex fit. Check the size guide first, since we make each one just for you and can't swap sizes.
• Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low. Don't iron the design. It's done enough work.
• Ships in 3–5 business days. Order by Dec 10 (Standard) or Dec 14 (Priority) to get it under the tree.
• Grab a second one and shipping's free. Matching with your bestie is basically mandatory.