Ask Your Mom If I'm Real Tee

Santa is officially done fielding the question. Every December somebody asks, and every December he gets dragged into it. So he made a shirt. Vintage-style Santa, rosy cheeks, finger pointed right at you, and one simple instruction: go ask your mom.

The grown-ups will get it. The kids will just think Santa’s pointing at them. Perfect for the family party, the white elephant swap, the office potluck, or any dad who thinks he’s hilarious (he is).

Pick your shirt

• Basic Tee: 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend), 4.5 oz lightweight jersey, unisex classic fit, tear-away label. Soft, lightweight, your everyday go-to.
• Comfort Colors Tee (1717): 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz heavyweight, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel (colors vary slightly shirt to shirt), relaxed unisex fit. Thick, cozy and broken-in from day one.
• Mineral Wash: 100% ring-spun combed cotton, 4.3 oz, mineral-washed and pre-shrunk so every shirt is a little different, unisex fit. Vintage vibes, no thrift-store digging required.
• Black Leopard: 60% cotton / 40% polyester lightweight fine jersey, all-over leopard print, unisex fit. Because Christmas deserves a little drama.
• Natural Camo: 100% combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight fine jersey, all-over camo print, unisex fit.

Want it cozier? Shop the Ask Your Mom If I'm Real Crewneck Sweatshirt.

Made in our studio in Minnesota, one shirt at a time.

The fine print (but make it cute)

• Unisex fit. Check the size guide first, since we make each one just for you and can't swap sizes.
• Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low. Don't iron the design. It's done enough work.
• Ships in 3–5 business days. Order by Dec 10 (Standard) or Dec 14 (Priority) to get it under the tree.
• Grab a second shirt and shipping's free. Matching with your bestie is basically mandatory.