Dear Santa, I Can Explain Crewneck Sweatshirt

Let’s be honest. It’s been a year. There was the thing at Thanksgiving, the group chat incident, and nobody knows what happened to the last of the cookies. Santa’s already pointing, so you might as well start explaining.

Vintage-style Santa with a knowing wink, and the four words we’ve all been rehearsing since about June. Wear it to the family party, the white elephant swap, or matching with the friend who definitely has more explaining to do than you.

The sweatshirt

50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8 oz midweight fleece, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband, unisex classic fit. For when it's 9 degrees out and you still want to be festive.

Want it on a tee instead? Shop the Dear Santa, I Can Explain Tee.

Made in our studio in Minnesota, one sweatshirt at a time.

The fine print (but make it cute)

• Unisex fit. Check the size guide first, since we make each one just for you and can't swap sizes.
• Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low. Don't iron the design. It's done enough work.
• Ships in 3–5 business days. Order by Dec 10 (Standard) or Dec 14 (Priority) to get it under the tree.
• Grab a second one and shipping's free. Matching with your bestie is basically mandatory.